His boss walks into his cubicle and says, I’m having dirty thoughts about you, and hides her face. He thinks about this. How dirty? he asks.
Tagged: Sex (778)
T 5384
The salesman says, You have lovely toes. She blushes and says, Thank you. And he puts three of her toes in his mouth. She doesn’t pull away.
T 5383
The toast pops out. Grape jelly? he asks. Only you could make that sound sexy, she replies. And he learns he’ll have to think up dinner too.
T 5378
He rolled off her and fell asleep. She closed her eyes, and imagined a world illuminated by disco lights. How deep is your love? she huffed.
T 5260
He obsesses over the new girl in the office. One day she catches him smelling her chair. At least I wasn’t in it, she says. His heart aches.
T 5238
She calls me a gazelle and I figure it’s because I’m sleek and she says, No way, so I call her a snake and she says, I’d never call you that.
T 5317
He woke and heard her futzing about the kitchen. She served him coffee and yogurt and kissed his forehead. I thought you said epic, he said.
T 5313
I spent the weekend home alone and did nothing. Then why are you too tired for me? my wife asks. I don’ t have a respectable answer for her.
T 5304
The village leaders lectured us about the impossibility of our love, and I asked if being friends with benefits was ok, and they didn’t know.
T 5303
They were both drunk and he ordered another round. She said, After this drink. He downed his, and waited. And waited. Drink faster, he said.
