The dog stops and looks up at her and she says, What? and the dog doesn’t move and then it drops a large turd on her shoe. And she kicks it.
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T 3968
Then he overheard someone from the book club say, You look like my shar pei, and he checked the cheese and conceded it may have been too old.
T 3966
Dogs. Cheese. White rugs. His life had turned into a movie no one would ever pay to watch. The dogs start barking. And then his mother calls.
T 3956
Then the barbecue came out and the men started grunting and the women swooned, and then he woke up and his dog licked his toes and he cried.
T 3929
There he is again staring lovingly at his silly goldfish. She wants to tell him what he can do with them. But his response is bound to hurt.
T 3923
He sneezed. I loathe cats, he sniffed. He knew if he wanted her he would have to accept her cats. And suffering was better than desperation.
T 3886
He was pouring wine when his dog puked. She said, Those were expensive shoes. He wants to say he’ll make it up to her. But he doubts he can.
T 3844
The dog came in and humped her leg. They stood there watching the dog perform its lewdness. Then it was done. And the relationship was over.
T 3807
The lottery numbers didn’t come in again. His son came home and went straight up to his room. The cat hacked up a fur ball. Touché, he said.
Twister 3717
She lives with three cats and he’s allergic to cats and she loves them more than she will ever love him and he says, My melancholy’s showing
