The dog lapped up the coffee and became insufferable. You stupid cur, he said to his pet. It went out and got him a donut and they were cool.
Tagged: Pets (140)
T 4860
Chapter 1. He finds a dog. Chapter 2. The dog’s owner is a beautiful ninja assassin. Chapter 3. He keeps the dog and hightails it to Kansas.
T 4775
The penny rolls down off the table and comes to rest by the dog. He eats it. A penny saved, she sighs. Tastes like chicken, the dog replies.
T 4184
The elegant woman walking her dog twirling her bag of dog poo. You want to speak to her. She’s got something you want. And it’s not the poo.
T 4137
He is a doorman. He greets everyone with an infectious smile. He does this every day. For a decade. Then his dog dies. And his smile is gone.
T 4087
She puts her magazine down and says, Let’s raise chickens, and he says, We live in a condo, and that’s how he found himself suddenly single.
T 4086
The dog. He had his alibi. I love you, he told the dog. And then the scream from the kitchen. Honey! she called. You stupid dog! he yelled.
T 4032
At least you love me, he thought as he watched his dog sleep. And then for no reason the dog woke up, jumped into his lap, and bit his face.
T 4001
The resentment built up like the humidity before a thunderstorm. And then she said, I hate your dog. And once she said that, they were over.
T 3984
He bends over to pick up after his dog and the dog starts laughing and he says, What is it now? and the dog says, I never get tired of this.
