I tapped the fish tank and the thing shattered. I just tapped it, I said. My friend scrambled to save her helpless fish. Just a tap, I said.
Tagged: Pets (140)
T 5608
I asked for a plastic bag and the girl behind the cash gave me a dirty look. I have a dog, I explained. It was obvious she was a cat person.
T 5539
Her dog pooped on my foot and I said, I guess my glass is half full, and she looked at my shoes and sniffed, and I said, But they’re brogues.
T 5517
He opened the door and sneezed; he knew she’d brought her cat over without asking. He sneezed again. Then she laughed and said, You’re cute.
T 5314
He calls the dogs again. Sensing the futility of his station he gives up. Where are they? his wife asks. Taking lessons from you, he replies.
T 5262
He bought a dog to win his family’s affection, but he could not purchase bliss. What will it take? he asked. Better cereal, his son replied.
T 5224
He left his wife and took the dog and moved to the countryside. He met a woman who made soap. He planted corn and herbs. And died of boredom.
T 5036
And then the dog licked his foot, and he woke and said, OK, and she opened her eyes and mumbled, Norwegian Wood, and he said, It’s your dog.
T 5008
She loved his dog. It was a small yappy drooly thing and she loved it. Don’t ever leave, she told him. He smiled. The dog crapped on her rug.
T 5001
He says, I’m a dog person, and she says, Don’t smell me, and he doesn’t find that funny, but then he smells her, and now he understands her.
