Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 298

He called her Klingon when they broke up and it confirmed things she’d suspected. You’re too lame, she said. Get your hands off me, he said.

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Twister 370

I’m old enough to equate Carly Simon with ketchup, he says. I don’t know what that means, she says. Will we? he asks. You’re cute, she says.

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Twister 425

He got home and flipped on the TV. The phone rang. You watch just too much TV, the voice said. Who is this? he asked. I’ve had it, she said.

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Twister 490

Finally she admitted she didn’t trust him. His unshaven face. His unkempt hair. You aren’t honest, she says. I have no reason to be, he says

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Twister 570

They fought. They were damaged as a couple but he thought at least that something could be redeemed. I’m sorry, he said. I finished the soap

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Twister 648

As he cleaned the house he could feel his penis getting smaller. But when his wife saw the job he’d done, she made his penis do the opposite

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Twister 722

Instead of studying for the exam they made out in the library stacks and pissed off a bunch of law students but that wasn’t hard to do ever.

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Twister 793

They sat in the twilight reading books. Her foot stroked his. He put a grape to her mouth and she ate it. She was deathly allergic to grapes

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Twister 862

A rip in her pants led to a flirtatious comment from a stranger led to a shared umbrella led to the utter devastation of her happy marriage.

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Twister 947

Running through the sprinkler when the humidity is just this side of rain. Dessert. A down pillow. This is what she used to mean to me. Once

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