Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 669

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fire chief said, I can’t believe she left me. The fireman said, What about this fire? The chief said, The fire went out a long time ago.

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Twister 752

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She slept with a meth addict and dreamt of lions rummaging through her garbage. The next day she smashed her car. It was a total coincidence

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Twister 819

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Burt fell and injured his head and lost his memory and fell in love with the nurse who turned out to be his sister. Who had never loved him.

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Twister 898

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She was better looking with her clothes on. So was he. As she digested this she realized they would never have kids. They were both relieved

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Twister 971

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They bought a house despite his not reaching his dreamed for stardom. But he could live with his memories. She would live with someone else.

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Twister 1059

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He comes out of the restaurant, covered in marinara sauce. He laments the suit. It had been her idea. But he still forgot their anniversary.

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Twister 1116

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They sit there kneading dough together and this becomes something akin to foreplay. And then he takes the bread out too early and she laughs

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Twister 1181

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I can’t do skinny, he tells her. It’s because I like 70s music unironically. And beer goes straight to my belly, he says. Yet she kisses him

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Twister 1277

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She loved him so much he had to leave, to pursue life himself, alone and miserable. She never loved again. He stabbed many inflatable dolls.

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Twister 1338

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They jumped in puddles and lauged and pushed ice cream cones into their noses. And then they got divorced while the memories were still good

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