Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 73

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was just the way he walked. He couldn’t help the limp, or the awkward wiggle. You’re the Ministry of Funny Walks, she said. I’m a big fan

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Twister 120

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She saw him coming and wanted to hide. She tried to conjure methods of evasion. OK, her friend said. I’d rather shop at Wal-Mart, she said.

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Twister 162

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He had a thing for rhinos. Pink rhinos on the front lawn. Rhino hummels throughout the house. Why? she asked. Take off your clothes, he said

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Twister 227

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He slipped on the ice and was sent to emergency and fell in love with the nurse. I get that all the time, she told him. But I’m really a man

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Twister 279

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

At this point, she realizes he’s full of shit and she gets up and slings a rubberband in his direction. He feigns surprise and she throws up

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Twister 99

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They talked but only if provoked. He enjoyed the sunshine but wouldn’t cook for her. Are you illiterate? She asked him. That says half price

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Twister 406

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He spoke 7 languages but he couldn’t say “i love you.” Not because he wasn’t feeling it but because it didn’t come with the promise of beer.

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Twister 171

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wants to hold the newborn but he’s nervous. My hands are too big, he says. If I hadn’t just given birth I’d find that sexy, the mom says.

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Twister 539

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He looked good from behind and it always got him unwanted attention. From louts. His girlfriend was a squeezer. That offended a lot of guys.

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Twister 617

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was wind and it disrupted the festivities. This isn’t symbolic, she said hopefully. But he wasn’t so sure. I want to go home, he said.

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