Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 93

She snored so loud. It induced insomnia. He tried to get to bed before her every night but she fell asleep too early. So he read many books.

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Twister 133

Professor Plum with a lead pipe in the dining room, he said confidently. And this made her love him so much more. False, she said, giggling.

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Twister 186

The date was going well until he said, I don’t believe in sex for pleasure. She spit her rum and coke. And I hate babies, he said. And latex

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Twister 245

I read a book once, he says. That’s sweet, she replies, her head on his lap. The grass bends in the sweet breeze. Don’t tell anyone, he says

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Twister 298

He called her Klingon when they broke up and it confirmed things she’d suspected. You’re too lame, she said. Get your hands off me, he said.

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Twister 370

I’m old enough to equate Carly Simon with ketchup, he says. I don’t know what that means, she says. Will we? he asks. You’re cute, she says.

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Twister 425

He got home and flipped on the TV. The phone rang. You watch just too much TV, the voice said. Who is this? he asked. I’ve had it, she said.

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Twister 490

Finally she admitted she didn’t trust him. His unshaven face. His unkempt hair. You aren’t honest, she says. I have no reason to be, he says

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Twister 570

They fought. They were damaged as a couple but he thought at least that something could be redeemed. I’m sorry, he said. I finished the soap

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Twister 648

As he cleaned the house he could feel his penis getting smaller. But when his wife saw the job he’d done, she made his penis do the opposite

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