Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 375

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was dirty inside and that was when she realized he was gone. He was the clean one. She didn’t call him her little Dirt Devil for nothing.

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Twister 84

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It doesn’t matter, he says. Everything matters, she says. Everything has meaning. Man don’t go Freud on my ass, he says. Do you like my tie?

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Twister 77

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It wasn’t the dress that had him falling in love. And it wasn’t the way she laughed. It was the bits of wedding cake that covered her shoes.

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Twister 584

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He grew delirious. For no reason. That was his thing now. And his girlfriend couldn’t stand it. I’ve decided to despise you today, she said.

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Twister 653

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She came home and he said, You smell like grandma’s cooking, and this made her cry and he felt guilty and said, But fried onions are sexy!

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Twister 734

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They held hands and blushed and decided to sit on a bench and stare into each other’s eyes. And then a kid came over and puked all over them

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Twister 796

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They went shopping at Macy’s and ended up making out in kitchenware. Except that he didn’t like to cook. And she only wanted to be in linens

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Twister 877

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They had spent the day feeding each other candies and falling in love. I want to mix your molasses, he said. And she could tell he meant it.

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Twister 952

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She wanted to consummate the relationship but he kept talking about variables. She loved his math skills, but did he have to be such a dork?

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Twister 1045

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She fell asleep on the table and he thought of wrapping her up in bacon because he loved her so much. But he had to admit he love bacon more

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