Tagged: Love (951)

They sat in the park and flirted. He fed the pigeons and she pretended to read. Then her boyfriend showed up. And the poor birds went hungry

And she kissed him, finally, long after the courtship had begun. She kissed him deeply, with purpose, passionately. It’s too late, he sighed

The joke wasn’t funny but he laughed anyway, laughed so hard that he passed out and woke up in the hospital. You try too hard, his wife said

He was a baker with big hands; that fact attracted her greatly. She overlooked his numerous shortcomings. My friends are jealous, she said.

He accepted her invitation and brought a bottle of wine and she handed him a bourbon, neat, and he no longer cared about her skin condition.

Her t-shirt says something that none of the guys in the bar understand but then one guy says, That’s just dumb, and she says, Let’s go home.