Tagged: Love (951)

He says, Come out and see me, knowing she’ll say no. But she says yes and I love you. And he hyperventilates. You’re really coming? he asks.

There is an intimacy here that is seductive so early in a relationship. She’s happy about it. You farted again didn’t you? she says, beaming

She was willing to overlook his bad fashion sense and unappealing hair. But when she got to his place she could not get past the furniture.

Every night she pulls lint out of his belly button. She collects it until she has enough to make a sculpture. I love you this much, she says

When he saw the car, he says, This is a whole other level of love. And she remembers the slight and can’t wait to throw it back in his face.

He said Let’s huddle and she said What did you say? and he said I said let’s cuddle and she said No, you didn’t. It was like that all night.

After a whirlwind courtship they settle in to a pleasant domesticity until one day he wakes up and says, When did you stop being so perfect?

He buys her jewelry and expensive dresses and days at the spa and she kisses him and says, Thank you but I could not be prettier if I tried.