Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 263

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

If you say alas one more time, she hisses. You’re so butch, he says. Don’t test me, she says. Well, I think I wet my pants, he says. Alas…

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Twister 430

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Andrew wanted to grasp the difference between his love of pork products and the love he felt for his family. And that meant more sandwiches.

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Twister 187

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The pharmacist watched her every time she purchased toothbrushes. I’d give her sexier teeth, he thinks. But that means going back to school.

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Twister 450

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Whenever they got together they did the wrong kinds of drugs and then spent evenings making fun of old people. Their love of Miami was total

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Twister 411

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When he tells her what he thinks she feels the freedom to knee him in the groin and say I told you so and then she says, I’ll have the fries

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Twister 596

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They traveled to France and ate rich foods and didn’t tell the personal trainer. He found out anyway. And their lives became a kind of hell.

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Twister 669

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fire chief said, I can’t believe she left me. The fireman said, What about this fire? The chief said, The fire went out a long time ago.

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Twister 752

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She slept with a meth addict and dreamt of lions rummaging through her garbage. The next day she smashed her car. It was a total coincidence

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Twister 819

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Burt fell and injured his head and lost his memory and fell in love with the nurse who turned out to be his sister. Who had never loved him.

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Twister 898

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She was better looking with her clothes on. So was he. As she digested this she realized they would never have kids. They were both relieved

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