Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 1552

He buys her perfume and roses and then gets mugged and shows up at her door with a black eye. Help, he says. Where are my flowers? she asks.

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Twister 1704

He kisses his wife deeply and says, I want to have as much sex as couples do on TV. She laughs and says, You need to watch more sports dear.

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Twister 1761

They sat in the park and flirted. He fed the pigeons and she pretended to read. Then her boyfriend showed up. And the poor birds went hungry

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Twister 1866

She’s poaching an egg and brewing the coffee and he comes up behind her and lifts up her shirt. And he badly burns himself in a tender place

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Twister 1987

And she kissed him, finally, long after the courtship had begun. She kissed him deeply, with purpose, passionately. It’s too late, he sighed

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Twister 2100

There was talk of love now but she didn’t like sports and he hated the way she dressed and his parents were crazy. But they both liked dogs.

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Twister 2337

And then it was dawn. They staggered home, dead to the world, to each other. She sighed, lit a cigarette. I wish I could make eggs, he said.

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Twister 2479

The joke wasn’t funny but he laughed anyway, laughed so hard that he passed out and woke up in the hospital. You try too hard, his wife said

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Twister 2648

They had people over. He got drunk on bad wine and took out the laptop and showed home movies. Now everyone knows how loud his wife can get.

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Twister 2739

He was a baker with big hands; that fact attracted her greatly. She overlooked his numerous shortcomings. My friends are jealous, she said.

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