Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 60

The fat man says no to salad. The thin girl says, I ordered pickles, where are they? The waitress can’t wait until she becomes a movie star.

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Twister 113

He bought her lemon yogurt when she had asked for vanilla. He’s not civil in the bathroom. She says, It’s almost as if you don’t care enough

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Twister 280

They studied the stains on the rug with incomprehension. What would cause that? she asked. I could taste it, he said. But the idea scares me

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Twister 354

He was a structural engineer but that just meant he overindulged and peed off treetops. She was unimpressed. But she had a thing for bridges

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Twister 413

I love you so much I want to buy you a panda, he says. The spy reports him to the authorities. And he ends up flinging noodles in Chongqing.

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Twister 475

His girlfriend said, you’ve lost your will to live. He said, you smell like nachos. He wanted to fight. But it was time for Access Hollywood

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Twister 540

I giggled because she said inflatable pool. It doesn’t mean I’m a child. OK, maybe it does sort of but I want kids and now she’s not so sure

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Twister 622

It was how she said ‘inevitable’ that upset me. I didn’t hear anything afterward. Because I turned up the volume on the TV. Turned it way up

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Twister 695

Did I make you look away? I’m sorry. It’s just that I ate quickly. When I get too happy, I need to ruin it somehow. I’m good at destruction.

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Twister 768

He bought her flowers and thought that would fix things and that just made her angrier especially when he said, That’s that now let’s do it.

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