Tagged: Love (951)

John said, don’t come close, I farted real bad. But when she shrugged and said, i don’t care if a nuclear bomb came out of your ass, he knew

He said he was a magician and she believed him. He refused to perform any tricks for her. Then she figured him out. And asked him to vanish.

The philosophy student went on and on about shaving “down there.” He spoke of porn and prolonged adolescence. And then his date punched him.

And as he looked at himself in the mirror she asked, Is this what you imagined? And he said, I didn’t think I’d sleep under floral bedsheets

He stands in front of the mirror in his underwear making tragic faces. His wife walks in and laughs. He lets his belly out, feeling the burn

They tried to fend off the locusts but it was hopeless; the horizon vanished under the cloud of bugs. You are the wrong man for me, she said

There was a tree offering shade and they went and lay down under it and she leaned on him and he closed his eyes and then the tree fell over