Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 540

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I giggled because she said inflatable pool. It doesn’t mean I’m a child. OK, maybe it does sort of but I want kids and now she’s not so sure

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Twister 622

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was how she said ‘inevitable’ that upset me. I didn’t hear anything afterward. Because I turned up the volume on the TV. Turned it way up

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Twister 695

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Did I make you look away? I’m sorry. It’s just that I ate quickly. When I get too happy, I need to ruin it somehow. I’m good at destruction.

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Twister 768

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He bought her flowers and thought that would fix things and that just made her angrier especially when he said, That’s that now let’s do it.

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Twister 849

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She got the name Creepela in grade school and it stuck to her like flypaper. She married a guy named Frankie and every Halloween was awesome

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Twister 920

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was seduction in the air with the pasta carbonara. She had him at the mention of bacon. He had her when he ate his meal without a fork

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Twister 983

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Fat hairy male with unreasonable expectations seeks absolutely hairless blond female. For marriage. Must be willing to live life in the nude

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Twister 1087

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He hated living above an ice cream parlor because the sight of women enjoying ice cream drove him crazy and because he was an admitted idiot

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Twister 1136

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He took a long nap and woke to the smell of roast beef. His wife saw him and put down her glass of wine. When did you get so fat? she asked.

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Twister 1217

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They walked through the park arm in arm. Her world was changing. And so was his. In a big way. He stopped. I think I shit my pants, he said.

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