Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 1265

A cloud of apathy descended upon the town. It was thick and gray and nothing got through it. Except love. And wheat beer. And running backs.

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Twister 1332

He takes a french fry and says, Are we flirting? And she says, You wish. And he kind of shrinks, his hopes and dreams dashed for another day

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Twister 1403

Jill knew she would find love in this place and she readied herself emotionally and gave herself a pep talk and then entered the shoe store.

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Twister 1477

I’m not as thin as a mannequin. And I like yelling, It’s too cold for Birkenstocks! I will kiss her on the mouth. And she’ll squeeze me hard

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Twister 1592

She wants his love more than anything. She wants to hold him until he’s old. But he hates vegetables. And she can’t trust a person like that

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Twister 1717

Come morning, they smiled and kissed and touched each other and readied themselves for the day. Our lives should be an infomercial, he said.

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Twister 1779

He is overcome with melancholy and she says, I think you’ve lost the ability to love. And he says, But I still love milkshakes an awful lot.

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Twister 1898

The marriage barely survives after the night of the saurkraut. They know what this means because their love is enduring. They leave Germany.

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Twister 2014

He finds a photo in the sock drawer and he smiles a wistful smile. What’s taking you? his wife says. I used to have a nice penis, he thinks.

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Twister 2167

He is an old-fashioned man. He calls his wife “mother.” She, on the other hand, is modern. And calls her husband something terrifically rude

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