He loved things that were bad for him. Like butter and skydiving and cigarettes. Then he met his daughter’s best friend. I love you, he said.
Tagged: Love (951)
T 3923
He sneezed. I loathe cats, he sniffed. He knew if he wanted her he would have to accept her cats. And suffering was better than desperation.
T 3921
The smell overpowered them and he said, Let me look it up on the Internet, and he did, and then he told her, I think it means we’re in love.
T 3915
She says, I want an unthreatening loser, like the ones in TV commercials. That evening, a stranger buys her a cocktail. But he’s successful.
T 3914
He sat under the willow and called her and told her he loved her and she laughed and said, You must be sitting under the willow, and hung up
T 3911
He brings her some cake. I’m not in the mood, she says. Don’t judge, he replies. She pushes it away. But it’s lemon, he says. And she smiles.
T 3904
A hardware store. Endless aisles of shiny stuff. She’s searching for something. For someone. But no one’s around. To recharge her batteries.
T 3903
He enters the bedroom wearing a pink jockstrap and she says, What now? and he says, Here I go, and she’s confused and he says, I want a baby
T 3902
She came home and he was drunk and she said, My happiness is not negotiable! and he was confused. Because he honestly thought it always was.
T 3901
Every morning, he would wake and kiss her. You’re the only one, he would whisper in her ear. Until one morning. When he didn’t say anything.
