Tagged: Home (473)

Twister 995

Inside the house toward the back, under the stairs that leads to the basement. I peed there once. I pierced a nipple there. And I hid things

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Twister 1328

The kids avoided the house at the end of the street. The people who lived there were nice but the lawn was awful. And the kids had standards

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Twister 1467

He complained about the dog and the neighbor said “sue me” and he said “C’mon” and built a squadron of cannons instead. It just felt better.

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Twister 1603

After the kids tracked mud through the house and the dog crapped on the floor he went up to his wife and said, We totally live in a cartoon.

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Twister 1827

After the guests had left, they made a weak attempt at cleaning up. He took her hand and said, Let’s. And she turned on the TV and said, Not

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Twister 2021

He’s home from work and needs a drink. He opens the door and finds his wife hanging from the chandelier. Naked. You’re home early, she says.

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Twister 2453

Never had the expression “the dead of night” been more appropriate. At least she thought so as he snored. I hate when you drink, she sighed.

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Twister 2590

He listens to her voice, crackling from half a world away, and he feels weak. And then he puts the phone down and begins to clean the house.

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Twister 2757

And so the dining room became a place of horror. The stench of shame was all around them. Perhaps Naked Dinner was a bad theme, he conceded.

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Twister 3046

He was a foodie and a design buff. He spent all his savings redoing their house in the shape of a Chinese takeout box. So his wife left him.

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