Tagged: Home (473)

Twister 1438

She steps out of the shower. He comes running into the bathroom and gets in the shower. She sits on the toilet. Is this who we are? he asks.

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Twister 1536

He opened the fridge and gasped. It was full of fruit. He disapproved of his wife’s diet. He for one was thankful he couldn’t see his penis.

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Twister 1803

He fell down the stairs yelling, This is not a metaphor! She was laughing before he landed at the bottom. How’s the PhD look now? she asked.

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Twister 1951

They’d let the garden go and the neighbors saw it as proof of a troubled relationship. So a committee was struck. And then weapons purchased

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Twister 2385

Jim opens the blinds. The sunlight streams into the room, highlighting everything. He studies the scene and shudders. And closes the blinds.

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Twister 2549

They enter his condo and are over each other and fall into bed. He takes off her shoes and wakes in the hospital with an aversion to cheese.

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Twister 2724

She did nothing when the kids threw pebbles at her house but when they threw pies she complained that they were wasting perfectly good pies.

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Twister 2970

He came home and announced, I will worship a different part of you every day, and she just rolled her eyes and said, Dinner’s in the fridge.

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Twister 3128

The dog pleasures itself in the hall. The kids play video games in the den. He looks at his wife. And shrugs. I don’t know anymore, he says.

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Twister 3375

She threw the evidence out the kitchen window. Shards of glass fell onto the roses. The mailman rang the doorbell. He picked the wrong time.

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