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Twister 828

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Shane built the largest house on the block. He invited everyone over for burgers and beer. And then charged them exorbitantly for the honor.

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Twister 1029

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He got so drunk he couldn’t find his house. And ended up sleeping in a garage three doors down. Tract housing is hell on drunks, he mumbled.

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Twister 1352

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They tumbled down the stairs in painful fashion but a closer look suggests they were enjoying some kind of sex act they read about in Cosmo.

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Twister 1487

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

My wife invited her vegan friends for dinner which was not something I was happy about. But I whipped up a salad. With a side order of shoe.

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Twister 1631

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They had met on the bridge many years ago. And then they were married and bought appliances and had kids. And then the bridge was demolished

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Twister 1867

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

George filled the tub and Liz got in and then he undressed and got in and the water turned brown and Liz said, I’m not so turned on anymore.

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Twister 2098

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dew glistened in the sun and turned the yard into a field of diamonds. He cupped his coffee with suburban contentment. He felt big. Smug

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Twister 2472

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He came home late and saw her at the table, a three course meal before her. She was obviously irate. You’re cute when you’re angry, he said.

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Twister 2610

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The neighbor has big feet and he wouldn’t care so much if his wife didn’t keep bringing it up. He’s also got great taste in shoes, she says.

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Twister 2788

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He walked into the bedroom and found his wife with another man and she stopped what she was doing and said, Is this dramatic enough for you?

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