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Twisters 3707

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

He trudges the family to the photo studio at the department store. The photographer asks them everyone to smile. But that isn’t their style.

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Twisters 3703

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

He calls her therapist The Laxative because he feels shat on every time she goes. She says, Ew. He thinks she needs more work on her issues.

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Twister 500

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was constipated. His pharmacist called his stomach a storage facility. HIs children laughed at him. He wife kept saying not tonight, dear

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Twister 670

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Years ago he walked in on his parents and was scarred. Now he’s a father and has a deadbolt on his bedroom door. Only he never has to use it

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Twister 850

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was tired of living in the City of No Ideas. He moved to the City Where Everyone Has Ideas. At least the debates there were entertaining.

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Twister 1120

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He sat watching TV. He’d been like that all day. She had paraded around naked, just to get his attention. And then she realized he was dead.

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Twister 1378

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was no stopping the kid’s crying. His parents were concerned but couldn’t ask why. I didn’t recycle the plastic! the kid finally said.

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Twister 1496

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dog crapped on the rug because it was an ornery dog, all misbehaved and selfish. And because his master loved the shag rug unironically.

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Twister 1707

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The power goes out and there is a mild panic. But they find the alcohol and mix cocktails and are caught making love when the power returns.

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Twister 1899

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He turns the thermostat up just before she arrives. He’s cooked a spicy Thai curry. And offers her tea. You’re trying way too hard, she says

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