He trudges the family to the photo studio at the department store. The photographer asks them everyone to smile. But that isn’t their style.
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He calls her therapist The Laxative because he feels shat on every time she goes. She says, Ew. He thinks she needs more work on her issues.
Twister 550
We sat drinking lemonade on the porch watching the parade of life pass by. A drunken clown. Defecating hyenas. Bearded ladies. Honda Civics.
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There had been some familial tensions but then the kid said booger during dinner and the dad put some pasta up his nose. The mom got napkins
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They came home to find a giant turd on their dining room table. They called the cops. The mystery remains. So they’re eating out now. A lot.
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The sun exposed the blemishes of the yard. He knew the neighbors would complain again. But that run giant down statue of Madonna was staying
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Gary wished for a happier ending this time, something that might promise the richness of fulfillment. He waited. And then she asked him in.
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He waited and waited for her and went back upstairs and she was just doing her hair. She smiled at him. That’s not love, he said, forlornly.
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James walks into the den and there is canned laughter playing and he says, What did I do? and his brother says, You know! And then they hug.
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She walked to his house and rang the doorbell and he opened the door. So I brought the donuts, she said. He took off his pants and lay down.
