He trudges the family to the photo studio at the department store. The photographer asks them everyone to smile. But that isn’t their style.
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He calls her therapist The Laxative because he feels shat on every time she goes. She says, Ew. He thinks she needs more work on her issues.
Twister 533
The neighbors called them a sitcom family. The parents yelled ethnically. The young kids acted like grownups. And evenings meant group hugs.
Twister 707
Afterward the hordes descended on the house. He drowned under a wave of query. The endlessness of it. Don’t step on our flowers, he yelled.
Twister 890
The insurance agent surveys the ruins. The homeowner follows her. He says, What do you think? The agent shrugs. I wish I had money, she says
Twister 1188
They were travelers. They argued their way through exotic lands. But they stayed together because they always needed a little touch of home.
Twister 1385
He fell comically down the stairs. Well, comically to everyone except himself. To him it was tragedy. I like Groucho Marx too, his wife said
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After the rains, he surveys the muddy lawn and strips off his clothes. He calls out for his wife. Honey, he shouts. I think it’s just right!
Twister 1727
There was a chill in the air and he was having problems with the fire. She asked what was wrong. I’m having trouble with my poker, he sighed
Twister 1925
Foxes invaded the gardens and ate the flowers. She conveniently forgot her long held aversion to fur coats. I miss the children, she wailed.
