He answers the door in his pajamas. The mailman is a woman. A beautiful one. She looks him over. They used to belong to my dad, he explains.
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Twister 2462
And then when he realized he worked for his lawnmower, and not the other way around, his resentment peaked. I want a condo, he told his wife
Twister 2595
And so it begins again, and they march in, with condiments and frozen burgers. The wives drink cocktails. The men drink beer. And burn meat.
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The dawn breaks, the sun rises, the lawns glisten. He bends down for the morning paper and his bathrobe opens. The entertainment never ends.
Twister 3049
She dreams of cannons firing elephants over rain slicked roofs in a dystopian past, and she wakes and lifts the sheets to make sure he’s ok.
Twister 3190
He came home and saw suitcases in the front hall, and she said, I’m just rearranging things, and he had to admit to a little disappointment.
Twister 3430
He comes home and then his wife comes home. And he says, I look forward to making love on a regular basis, and they laugh and order a pizza.
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The commotion took over the neighborhood and he realized he needed to explain himself. “I like my kids,” he said. “I just don’t like yours.”
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The lawn reminds me of my fourth wife; feral but sort of beautiful. The grass needs cutting, my son says. Oh, it needs more than that, I say
Twister 648
As he cleaned the house he could feel his penis getting smaller. But when his wife saw the job he’d done, she made his penis do the opposite
