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T 4025

He watched the birth, the circle of life in its messy glory, the reality of their love, and realized he might never have sex with her again.

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T 4023

He tells her he loves her. She says they will rewrite the Book of Love. He says he hates books. And she reaches for one and hits him with it.

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T 4022

And then with a cry she kicked him out of bed and this was the beginning of a rapid descent and all because he forgot to cut his fingernails.

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T 4017

And then he had to concede the thing, and he broke away from her and sighed and he said, I don’t like your meatloaf, and she started crying.

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T 4015

He put the sauce on a teaspoon and fed her and he said, This tastes of my love, and she imagined his love, and said, Then you need a shower.

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T 4014

The sausage tasted off. Earlier, he had been stopped by a cop and he totally mouthed off. Now, waiting in the clinic, he knows who to blame.

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T 4012

She couldn’t stop crying. She had misunderstood. He’d said, Dogmatic. And as he watched her suffer he decided not to try and clear things up.

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T 4008

The teacher says, I feel like eating bad Chinese, and he hears some giggling from the back, those bad Chinese girls, and he laughs a bit too.

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T 4006

He said, You’re girlfriend has a hot ass, something he meant as a big compliment but it wasn’t taken as such and he wakes up in the hospital.

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T 4004

Is that a lemon? he asks the grocer, and she rolls her eyes, again, and he smiles. And says, That’s the glue to our relationship. She knows.

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