Tagged: Guys (1,814)

T 4103

He burnt dinner and the fire alarm went off and the door bell rang and he yelled, Fuck! and she heard him and smiled. She’d brought take out.

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T 4096

He points to the fish tacos and says, What’s that? and she says, You’re too foreign for me, and she learns something shameful about herself.

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T 4093

He compares her eyes to his dog’s testicles, and then says, I never claimed I was a great poet, and then he compares her hair to steel wool.

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T 4090

I wanted to be a great dentist once, he sighs. Do you call this foreplay? she asks. He turns to her and touches her. I’m just a guy, he says.

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T 4089

Bad things happened. Bad is relative, he’s told. Things won’t ever be the same, he thinks. Then he decides to shop for a new pair of khakis.

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T 4087

She puts her magazine down and says, Let’s raise chickens, and he says, We live in a condo, and that’s how he found himself suddenly single.

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T 4084

The ball thrown to his son. The miss, and the broken nose. Much commotion. Womanly outrage. A whispered promise. Male bonding over ice cream.

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T 4083

Your love smells like anger, she whispers. He punches the wall. Dust scatters. He’s too much the gentleman to say what her love smells like.

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T 4082

He complains about dry mouth and she kisses him deeply and then she says, Now about your breath, and he doesn’t know whether to smile or not.

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T 4077

He sat on the couch watching TV. The ladies in the dining room were talking about him. I’m not a conversation piece, he yelled. To laughter.

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