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The storm blew in and the coffee came out awful and he sulked. He went back to bed and she put her hand on his belly. I need coffee, he said.

He walked up to her at the bar and took her hand and put it on his crotch and she slapped him and he said, We live in the age of oversharing.

When we were young, we treated the discarded pages from worn porn magazines like gold dust. And we would never look at our mothers the same.

He sits sipping tea, savoring it, and she pours some herself and he says, The tea’s weak, and she sighs and says, You don’t try hard enough.