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She drank back the cocktail and he said, Thirsty? and she said, You can do better than that, and there was silence, and he said, No I can’t.

She sleeps on his pants. He knows retrieving them might wake her. He takes a long objective look. And decides to go pantless into the night.

He sat like a dude and she could see in the hole in his pants and then he approached her and he said, Hi, and she said, I have an open mind.

The emptiness he feels is a dormant volcano, a space he can fill with ill meaning things. Love is too random, he thinks. He thinks too much.

He turns off the TV and reaches for his beer. The phone rings. It’s his girlfriend. Wanna come over? she asks. Stop crowding me, he replies.

He approached her on the dance floor. He tried that move he always did and she tried to stifle her laughter. He moped to the bar. And moped.