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He borrowed his friend’s shoes and later a woman came up to him and said, Sexy shoes, and she rubbed up against him and he felt like a heel.

She asked him to dance. He said, I don’t dance so well. I don’t do a lot of things well, she said. He wondered what they were. And said, No.

She sighs and says, You always think about sex, and he says, Not at all, and she says, So what are you thinking about now? and he says, You.

Rehab plays gently over the pharmacy sound system. Pop culture doesn’t do irony, he thinks as he purchases another box of large size condoms.