Tagged: Guys (1,814)

T 5656

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

She had been gone for a few days, away on business, and the house was a mess. He opened a bag of chips, and called her. I miss you, he said.

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T 5653

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

He yelled, and yelled some more, and she said, You must like beating dead horses. You’re prettier than that, he said. And then they made up.

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T 5652

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

She said she’d had enough of their relationship, and he asked why. She said, You’re a victim and you’re self righteous. And he said, I know.

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T 5649

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

I asked why I had become his enemy. He told me it was because I liked cake. He was into pie, he said. And I took the information like a man.

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T 5648

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

Jones stepped in it and Martin said, What’s the vig on that fug? They both laughed. Like men. Then Jones shot his partner. Shaddap, he said.

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T 5645

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

He steps out of the café and lights a smoke. She follows him and says, You disappoint me. He picks the falafel out of his teeth. And coughs.

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T 5644

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

This isn’t fettuccine, he says and he crosses his hands and pouts, and she rolls her eyes. So I changed things, she says. And then he cries.

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T 5643

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

He thought the moment right and he leaned in for a kiss. She pulled back and said, I don’t love you like that. And he said, Statistics suck.

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T 5641

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

I stumbled upon a comfortable level of unhappiness. I went out and attempted to seduce a young lady. Her mother proved a satisfactory Plan B.

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T 5638

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

You want to call the kids fuckhead but you were one too, once, maybe you still are, plus you once said it was a bad word despite its beauty.

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