Tagged: Guys (1,814)

T 5698

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

Now was the time for wit and grace. If things were to be salvaged. The high road. To prove something to her. You look like a toilet, he said.

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T 5696

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

She pursued him. He said, I am no one important. You are to me, she replied. And then he said something heartless. Just to prove his point.

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T 5691

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

She walked toward my stereo and I must have made a face. What now? she asked. I tried to be diplomatic. I want to like you, I said sincerely.

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T 5687

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

He bit her neck. Do you know what love is? she asked, stroking his chest. He pulled on her pants. Guilty. Because he didn’t know the answer.

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T 5685

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

He woke, still inside his dream, and closed his eyes again. He wrapped the covers around him like in a cocoon. He farted. He got out of bed.

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T 5684

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

I eyed the suit. In my hand, a donut oozed its fruity middle. If you eat any more you can’t wear that, my girlfriend said. She was so wrong.

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T 5679

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

He was wearing The tie. It was a signal, even if he didn’t know it. She wiped off her lipstick and put away the pearls. And ordered a pizza.

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T 5674

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

I said, That might hurt my feelings. I said, That’s just the way I am. I said, You can’t make me. And then she made me. And I liked it a lot.

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T 5672

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

You wouldn’t pay attention to me so I dressed better yet our distance grew, but between you and me I can’t do anything about the stupid gas.

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T 5671

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 3, 2012

He has an affair with a policewoman and one evening he asks, Is guilt illegal? Making my life miserable is, she says. He’s afraid of her gun.

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