Tagged: Guys (1,814)

T 6056

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 5, 2012

They men stood around comparing mythologies and one of them said, Coffee makes me poop, and then they talked about sports and compared burps.

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T 6055

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 5, 2012

He stood in front of her, almost naked, and he didn’t know whether to be proud or ashamed. Nice socks, she said. He felt a tinge of sadness.

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T 6052

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 5, 2012

I bought the guys a round, and then I told them the truth. She only eats chicken burgers, I announced. I didn’t have to buy any more rounds.

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T 6046

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 5, 2012

The kids screamed through the museum and I watched them delight in their ignorance of art and I joined them and was kicked out of the place.

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T 6045

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 5, 2012

I woke and opened the blinds and my neighbor gave me a thumbs up and I closed the blinds, and put the house up for sale, and moved far away.

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T 6044

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 5, 2012

We sat around watching television. Why can’t we do that? I asked. We live in a small town, I was told. And we sat around watching television.

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T 6042

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 5, 2012

He ordered a scotch. He opened his book. The bartender gave him his drink and studied him closely. You’re an ugly fellow, the bartender said.

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T 6009

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 16, 2012

She turned the lights out and they cuddled and soon he forgot the world and then she said, That hurts, and he said, Everything I do is wrong.

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T 6006

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 16, 2012

She caught him staring at her. And she took the stool next to him and said hi. But he didn’t say a word. He’s petrified, the bartender said.

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T 5997

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 16, 2012

I bought her a whisky. She looked me over and smiled. Just so your know, I don’t watch TV, she said. I regretted buying her anything at all.

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