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He says, she has a Grand Canyon kind of vibe. He says, that there’s surfer music. He says, I haven’t done that yet, but it sounds tempting.

The child squished the bug. The boy put worms down girls’ backs. The teen spat into the Big Macs. The man played pinochle alone on weekends.

We were playing cards and being men and suddenly out of a poof of smoke emerged a fairy godmother and she turned all our beers into pumpkins

I saw the car and I kinda had to have it, you know, and I wasn’t thinking, ok, and the alarm was so freakin’ loud and then I’m in handcuffs.

Tim threw the baseball at John’s bedroom window. Um, I’m right here, John said. You’re invisible to me, Tim said. You should run, John said.

He decided to fight the hangover with a jog. He left town and ran through the next one. This should learn me, he said upon seeing the ocean.

He has big feet and he walks like a duck. He has trouble purchasing shoes. He stumbles at awkward moments. He makes most men feel inadequate