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Twister 1361

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They danced and got sweaty and flirted and went back to his place and he fed his iguanas and she went home and he never heard from her again

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Twister 1399

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says “I work in an ad agency” the way some guys might say “I have a ten inch penis” except that he didn’t. He knew he had a brand problem

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Twister 1440

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He can’t admit the realities of his age, his descent into consumer irrelevence. He looks silly in his clothes, hanging at the mall. Chillin.

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Twister 1483

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And she says I will leave you if you do that ever again and he smiles and walks into the den and greets the guests and pulls down his pants.

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Twister 1536

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He opened the fridge and gasped. It was full of fruit. He disapproved of his wife’s diet. He for one was thankful he couldn’t see his penis.

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Twister 1600

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

By the time he realized the whole thing was a joke, it was too late to retrieve the snake from his best friend’s toilet. Revenge was an ass.

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Twister 1661

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The room was dank. The cop knew he was up against a special kind of belligerence. One last time, he sighed. I was naked! the suspect yelled.

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Twister 1722

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

To impress her he studies Shakespeare and learns about Danish design but he doesn’t lose weight. There are some things I can not do, he says

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Twister 1770

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The Misunderstood Man says, There’s a run in your stockings. And when he explains himself in court he thinks maybe he shouldn’t speak at all

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Twister 1835

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They hide in a tree. Below, ugly spiny beasts patrol the grass. A volcano rumbles. The sky burns deep red. I have to fart, Dr. Lee whispers.

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