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Twister 406

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He spoke 7 languages but he couldn’t say “i love you.” Not because he wasn’t feeling it but because it didn’t come with the promise of beer.

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Twister 42

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was in the corner and he felt his armpits getting moist. The tiger kept growling. Some souvenir, he thought. Next time, I get a goldfish.

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Twister 63

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jones misses the chair and falls flat on his ass. His boss watches this and rolls his eyes. I could sure use some barbecue, the boss thinks

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Twister 386

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He came home with a big tub of ice cream and she said this is romantic, and he said huh, and she said you don’t know, and he said know what?

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Twister 147

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

If only he had not hallucinated the accident. Because then he wouldn’t have gone out looking for a sky blue AMC Hornet in his torn underwear

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Twister 176

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

You park fast, Lou tells me. It’s a talent of yours that I admire, he says. So what if you hate oranges? At least you can blame that on mom.

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Twister 203

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He made his fortune peddling t-shirts with ironic slogans. His sincerity was slippery, like the grease in a dirty kitchen. He once knew love

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Twister 234

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He decided never to laugh again, just for the hell of it. It’s proof of my heightened self, he told me. Or maybe you’re just an ass, I said.

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Twister 262

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

At last, he said, I’m rich enough to buy the clouds. And so he did. But because he was alone he made it rain every day. This sucks, he said.

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Twister 102

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim climbed the hill and was annoyed to find a man and his boy on top already, enjoying ice cream. I didn’t work so hard for this, Jim

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