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He can’t find matching socks. He returns to bed and wraps the sheets around him as if he’s in a cocoon. What if this is a metaphor? he asks

He cruises the aisles of the hardware store looking for kindred souls, love perhaps, hoping not to bump into his ex-wife in Home Improvement

The rain falls cold and relentless, Kind of like my ex-wife, he jokes, but he’s just talking to himself, something he’s done a lot of lately

The guy used big words so I just hit him when he used one too many. Then he hit me back hard and used a really big word and I said, No fair.

He needed underwear. He went to a store and spent an hour talking with a salesman. He met his wife later. I’m not doing that again, he said.