Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 3364

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He shuffles down the sidewalk in his sweatpants, off for second-rate Chinese. He tells the waiter, I have no shame. Meaning the hot and sour

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 3446

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The air reeked with the mustiness of nostalgia. I do not want this house, she said and turned to leave. He was torn then. And he let her go.

Posted in Twisters | Tagged | Comments closed

Twister 3502

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The bourbon goes down rough but his baby continues to cry and his wife isn’t home and then he starts crying too because the bourbon is cheap

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 3566

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

What do you mean? Why are you talking to me? Did I say you could? What the hell is wrong with you? Can you make me a pastrami on rye, honey?

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged , | Comments closed

Twister 20

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She was his kid’s pediatrician. His codename for her was Senorita Firebomb. She called him Jumpin Jehosephat. They couldn’t help themselves.

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 51

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’d been running a conversation in his head since he was sentient. He knew that when it stopped, he’d be dead. He looks up and sees a car f

Posted in Twisters | Tagged | Comments closed

Twister 82

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was an edge in his voice when he said “pansy.” Something his father didn’t appreciate. I like my eggs runny, the father says. So what?

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged , | Comments closed

Twister 114

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He watched it float away. His self-loathing grew as it got smaller. So, what are you going to do now? he was asked. Become a woman, he said.

Posted in Twisters | Tagged | Comments closed

Twister 152

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, That was one massive bear. He says, I like the color of those pants. He pours another bourbon. He says, I wonder what her name was.

Posted in Twisters | Tagged | Comments closed

Twister 181

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He ran through the countryside mooning the livestock. Mooooon! he yelled, laughing. The cows seethed. He’s so lactose intolerant, they said.

Posted in Twisters | Tagged | Comments closed