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It looked like a murder scene. The upended furniture, the implicit violence, the blood splattered walls. I hate this darn ketchup, she said.

Ideology is easy, he says. Thinking is hard, he says. I think I need a cheese pizza, he says. Or maybe I’m better off with mushroom, he says

The gluttony was fantastic and had there been a vomitorium, the cameras would have come out. But they were not famous enough to be ridiculed

He was appalled by the fat male contestants at the wet t-shirt contest. Then someone put ketchup on his hot dog. So he walked into the ocean

It was when he hallucinated an albino tiger coming down the stairway that he realized perhaps the milk in the fridge had gone terribly bad.