Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 2262

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Something wasn’t right in his stomach and he couldn’t ignore it anymore. He ran to the bathroom. I blame the media, he said upon his return.

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Twister 2329

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He suffered a relentless constipation. Every night he dreamed of bathing in french fries. There’s your problem right there, his doctor said.

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Twister 2483

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She kissed him deeply. The party had been a booze fuelled rush. They stopped for a burger and he watched her eat. He knew he was in trouble.

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Twister 2576

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They giggled then and made jokes about “afternoon delight” and noticed their son listening to everything and he got more ice cream then ever

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Twister 2697

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They went to a movie and then for some dumplings, but he got bad gas and she said, Just don’t shit your pants, and he said, Now you tell me.

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Twister 2881

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She orders a chicken salad. The guy next to her says, I love chicken. She smiles and says, I’m your boss. And he says, I still love chicken.

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Twister 2988

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They eat bran muffins, but the muffins are dry. Life can’t get any worse, he thinks. And then she stands and says, Oh no. And it gets worse.

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Twister 3140

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

All the men wear vibrant ties. They waste away eating canapes. Dreaming of vodka sodas. Away from the prying eyes of dissatisfied mistresses

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Twister 3286

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There are donuts in the lunchroom. He licks them, videos it with his phone, posts it to the intranet. And serves the donuts to his coworkers

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Twister 3406

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wanders down endless rows of canned tuna and gallon jugs of mayo and comes upon a lady serving saltines and he says, I really need a hug.

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