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She had fallen in a painful kind of love with him but one morning he said, I love you even more than bacon, and then she knew he was a liar.

They walked the cobblestone streets of a ridiculously picturesque village in Sicily and he kept sneezing because he was allergic to tomatoes

The steak is enormous. I’m going to finish it, he announces. She cringes. I saw that, he says, biting into the meat. She makes for the door.

She baked him a pie and called him up and told him to come over and he did. She presented the pie. And then things got sticky. He hated pie.