Tagged: Food (993)

T 4061

By Arjun Basu | Published: July 9, 2011

He dreams of falling, of the unclasping of hands, the boredom of an eternity without gravity. So he wakes. And stuffs his face with Cheetos.

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T 4048

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 24, 2011

He has a craving for chicken, and she says, If you want chicken go kill a chicken, and so they order sushi and feel better about themselves.

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T 4046

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 24, 2011

He ran out of the store with a large bag of corn chips and he slipped and broke his head open. All because he had won the large bag of chips.

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T 4041

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 24, 2011

The kids arrive and everyone digs into the bounty at the table and he says, Let me tell you a story, and everyone groans. But no one leaves.

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T 4039

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 24, 2011

And then, as she was sniffing a large head of cauliflower, he said, This is how much I love you. And she said, Can you believe these prices?

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T 4017

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 24, 2011

And then he had to concede the thing, and he broke away from her and sighed and he said, I don’t like your meatloaf, and she started crying.

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T 4015

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 24, 2011

He put the sauce on a teaspoon and fed her and he said, This tastes of my love, and she imagined his love, and said, Then you need a shower.

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T 4014

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 24, 2011

The sausage tasted off. Earlier, he had been stopped by a cop and he totally mouthed off. Now, waiting in the clinic, he knows who to blame.

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T 4008

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 11, 2011

The teacher says, I feel like eating bad Chinese, and he hears some giggling from the back, those bad Chinese girls, and he laughs a bit too.

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T 4004

By Arjun Basu | Published: June 11, 2011

Is that a lemon? he asks the grocer, and she rolls her eyes, again, and he smiles. And says, That’s the glue to our relationship. She knows.

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