Tagged: Food (993)

T 5434

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 1, 2012

She laments the speed with which it has unspooled. The law of unintended consequences. But he is gone now. She must eat the cake by herself.

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T 5428

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 1, 2012

Hungry optimism followed by the frustration of hopelessness. The kids were stunningly impossible. These hot dogs had better be good, I said.

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T 5427

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2012

They finished eating. She took his hand. What is love? she asked. And then he farted and wasn’t ashamed and said, I’m pretty sure that’s it.

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T 5426

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2012

She made tacos and I complained. She called me ungrateful and I told her the tacos were yummy but that was a lie and a door had been opened.

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T 5424

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2012

I was walking with my girl and saw Ron Howard and I said, Hey Matlock! and she said, You always know what to say, so I bought her some fries.

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T 5400

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2012

She was a cranky dieter and he said, I like you big, and she said, You’re not right for me, and he said, See? so she killed him and ate him.

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T 5391

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2012

The philosophy professor said, I envy the inevitability of change. And then the boy scratched his head. We raised the price of eggs, he said.

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T 5383

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2012

The toast pops out. Grape jelly? he asks. Only you could make that sound sexy, she replies. And he learns he’ll have to think up dinner too.

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T 5382

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2012

Coffee gives me the shakes, he said as he shimmied up to her, but you’re an earthquake. She kissed him. He stopped shaking and began to glow.

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T 5263

By Arjun Basu | Published: February 20, 2012

I was starving and ran into the kitchen and from the bedroom my wife yelled out, Don’t touch the ham! and I touched the ham and she left me.

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