Tagged: Food (993)

T 5765

She got in the car and said, Now what’s wrong? and he said, Your mother’s food always gives me gas, and then silence and then the inevitable.

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T 5742

They went for ice cream. He said, I don’t want you to analyze everything, and he ordered a soft double vanilla and she had to roll her eyes.

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T 5728

Birds scatter suddenly. A small dog barks. I ate a burrito, he apologizes. Your hands smell funny, she says. A black cat crosses their path.

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T 5702

He wants to kiss her because it’s the only thing that makes sense to him now, but he’s also just eaten a souvlaki and a kiss might kill her.

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T 5694

He cooked all day. He wanted to impress her and she took in the spread and was touched. I’m going to pretend to like this, she said smiling.

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T 5686

Day 1: They don’t leave the bed. Day 2: He ambles over the fridge. Day 3: He asks her to make breakfast. Day 4: She admits that she faked it.

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T 5684

I eyed the suit. In my hand, a donut oozed its fruity middle. If you eat any more you can’t wear that, my girlfriend said. She was so wrong.

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T 5679

He was wearing The tie. It was a signal, even if he didn’t know it. She wiped off her lipstick and put away the pearls. And ordered a pizza.

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T 5675

When she asked him why he had done what he’d done, he said, I want to taste the end of the world, and she said, That’s dumb, because it was.

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T 5669

I lost the ability to dream. I was left with hope, but my hopes were pedestrian, going no further than cheeseburgers. And then my wife left.

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