Lunch was served. She said, It’s all smooshy. And at that moment he decided he could fall in love, but then he choked on something unsmooshy.
Tagged: Food (993)
T 6017
We stood in an endless line to get in to the hot French bistro, but by the time we got to the door the place had become a hip dim sum joint.
T 6012
The air was redolent with blandness. The new guy joked, I find bulgur vulgar, but no one found him amusing. Because they didn’t eat red meat.
T 6010
The guys in the yard laughed knowingly about a waitress serving bad Pad Thai in a beach front hut in Phuket, and so we decided to kill them.
T 6001
Her husband was late. She sat alone in the middle of the restaurant, fuming. She decided to flirt with the waiter. And ordered the sausages.
T 5989
In the fruit aisle, my child yelled, Do you eat dingleberries from mom’s butt? and so we had take-out that night and every night after that.
T 5979
She had made a dinner full of love and they enjoyed it peacefully and when they were done he turned on the TV, just to feel some anger again.
T 5977
She confronted me. I hadn’t foreseen it, but there, in the condiments aisle, she shamed me. I was ogling, I said. And I put the relish back.
T 5973
There are things worth celebrating, I announce. And I list them: Love; Joy; Sunsets; Ripples on a pond. And then there is this meal, I say.
T 5970
We spoke of our future and I said it tasted like cannoli and she said, You’re thinking with your stomach again, and I told her it was sexual.
