Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 610

She came home and said, I’m pregnant. He said, who’s the father? The answer surprised him. Because they hadn’t been active. Or active enough

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Twister 684

There was a commotion. He ran over only to discover some kids watching his daughter pummelling his son. He felt a mixture of pride and shame

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Twister 749

He had no illusions but he thought the new minivan kind of sexy. His wife disagreed. Vehemently. I don’t want you to stop loving me, he said

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Twister 827

They were a family of walkers. They walked everywhere. But one by one, they were run over by cars. The baby ended up being raised by wolves.

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Twister 927

He gets into a cab and the cabbie says, No credit cards, and he gets out and a bird craps on his head and he calls his wife and he says Help

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Twister 1027

There was discomfort in the room. Not from the severity of the sangria or the heat of the samosas. Sheila blamed mom’s bean dip. And her dad

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Twister 1164

He wears the lime green golf shirt proudly, his belly tugging at the fabric. His children call him dad. But his wife has stopped calling him

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Twister 1307

Philips introduces his kid to her. Is this the lady you’ve talked about? Auntie Mom? the kid asks. The father beams. Yes, he says hopefully.

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Twister 1384

I’m walking around in my boxers and my mother asks, Did your penis get bigger? and my sisters giggle and my dad’s in the corner playing Lego

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Twister 1452

She says let me fill your cup and he thinks he’s in for a night to remember but when she offers the chamomile tea, he divorces her mentally.

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