Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 552

He flicks the ashes and watches them fall to the earth. And then the wind picks up and the trajectory of embers heads straight for the baby.

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Twister 635

The marriage ended somewhere on a two lane road south of Cleveland. The kids in the backseat sensed it too. The kid in the trunk had no idea

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Twister 716

He horked a loogie and a gust of wind took it and deposited it on the little girl’s face. Her father was a wrestler. And the troubles began.

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Twister 773

His mother was in deep into her 80s when she discovered progressive rock. So he searched out the highest cliff he could find. And he jumped.

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Twister 874

There was a regal air to the dinnerparty. Handsome guests dressed in their finest. And then the youngest blurted out his newest word: Vagina

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Twister 955

The first time he changed his kid’s diaper, he dry-heaved for an hour. The second time he confronted his fears in his own way. He tasted it.

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Twister 1084

His nickname was The Scrod. He didn’t know why. His mom finally told him it had something to do with his breath. He felt suicidal after that

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Twister 1259

He came home so drunk he couldn’t stand. His wife had had enough of his drinking and called him a drunk. Wrong, he said. I’m just an asshole

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Twister 1324

The pebbles against the window startled the chickens and woke everyone in the house. We take this fresh thing way too far, he told his wife.

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Twister 1418

He is a man of great accomplishment. His commercials for snack crackers have won awards in Finland. His children still call him The SnotDad.

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