Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 2867

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He awoke from infatuation’s reverie when she started grooving to The Commodores. Her dancing was terrible. And he thought about his children

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Twister 2952

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And then he screamed, You can’t make me, and his big sister gave him a look that told him she could. It haunted him for the rest of his days

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Twister 3167

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His kids couldn’t believe there used to be a show called Howdy Doody and this depressed him. And he drank. In front of the kids for a while.

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Twister 3392

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He went out with the boss and ordered the rabbit. In the morning his son kicked him in the balls. And he knew the rabbit had been a mistake.

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Twister 3527

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The kid got in trouble after he said, Yoga makes my mom’s poop smell funny. Because the right answer to the teacher’s question was: Atlanta.

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Twister 67

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There were amber drinks and much consumption. Someone opened the door to the backyard. The rodents rushed in. And then Jack went for the gun

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Twister 134

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She says, it was a dark and stormy night. He says, OK, so I have hemorrhoids. The challah burns in the toaster. On TV, Martha being perfect.

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Twister 201

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He looked at her toes and said, that’s an odd shade of red. The pool was empty and cold looking. Their kid poked at his grandpa with a stick

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Twister 261

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was a loud noise. And then another. The boy walked toward it, slowly. He opened a door. “Mommy, what are you doing to daddy?” he asked

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Twister 193

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I can chew gum and do this at the same time, he says. My dad’s way bigger than your dad, he says. I can read to eleven! he says triumphantly

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