Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 491

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He walks into his boss’s office and calls him moron. He calls him shithead. And then his wife comes running in. But the boss says, too late.

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Twister 575

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, Frak, I’m, like, out, bitches! His sister says, Why do you talk like that? His mother says, Eat your waffles His father says, Dude.

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Twister 642

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She served fried chicken and when the son whined, she left. She’s gone for good, the father said. But I have high cholesterol, the son said.

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Twister 728

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He knew enough about nothing to become a pundit. He became famous telling non-truths. His daughter called him a liar. And he left his family

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Twister 792

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Despite his deep love for them, he was nothing to his kids until they saw him on TV being led away in handcuffs. Then they thought him great

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Twister 902

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He looked like a garden gnome but with long hippy hair. Even his children were afraid of him. Though his looks made him an effective lawyer.

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Twister 983

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Fat hairy male with unreasonable expectations seeks absolutely hairless blond female. For marriage. Must be willing to live life in the nude

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Twister 1104

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wants to have one of everything at the bar. Alphabetically. But he never gets beyond the Bloody Mary. It reminds him too much of his mom.

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Twister 1267

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The food made his stomach do unfortunate things. He went outside for a smoke. The wind picked up. His in-laws were downwind. He didn’t mind.

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Twister 1348

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Deep in his heart, Jeffrey knew how wrong he was. And he knew that his mother was waiting for something. You burnt the meatloaf, he told her

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