They were tired. Their kids weren’t cooperating. This wasn’t new. Then the television stopped working and they knew they’d just entered hell
Tagged: Family (813)
Twister 2849
And then he was stopped by an endless funeral procession. He stubbed out his smoke out of self respect. Perhaps. And then he called his dad.
Twister 2937
He gets stoned and makes up a song called “Salad of My Loins” and while he found it hilarious his daughter didn’t and now she has no friends
Twister 3146
The baby entered the room. He wobbled over to his parents’ bed. He pulled the sheets back, startling his parents. Hot dog! he said, smiling.
Twister 3365
He remembers his dad laughing at his own jokes. It’s why i don’t think anything’s funny, he tells her. And then she kisses him and he laughs
Twister 3502
The bourbon goes down rough but his baby continues to cry and his wife isn’t home and then he starts crying too because the bourbon is cheap
Twister 3623
Almost every day, he’d ask the kids, Do you think I’m stupid? and then one cold evening his wife took him aside and told him the awful news.
Twister 153
He tells her he needs things she can’t give. She tells him to shut up and fix the stairs. You’re not listening, he says, searching for nails
Twister 24
He ate the world’s largest pizza and then retired to an island in the Aegean. He married the local mayor’s daughter. His mother was so proud
Twister 191
He spilled rum all over his white pants as he broke into a crazed rumba. The stain looks like that thing on Gorbachev’s head, his wife said.
