Tagged: Family (813)

The kid goes around to all the Chinese people and says, You’re so lucky, because his dad told him in China it’s polite to burp at the table.

Everything was going well until she confessed she liked drinking the “blood of animals.” Now he has problems peeing. And he misses the kids.

He got in the minivan and smelled something funky and he lowered his window and his wife said, Don’t look at me, but he kept looking at her.

She said to him, Be dangerous but be kind. And she kissed his forehead, and on his way to school he punched his nemesis. Then he apologized.