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He was mocked for wearing purple shoes. They felt discomfort by his presence. He called his mother to complain. I like those shoes, she said

He bought her a cheap vase. She called her mother and they agreed he was worthless. The day after that, his invention made him a billionaire

The kids orbited their mother like Mercury around the sun. She called her husband. I’m going to blow, she said. And he squirmed in his seat.

Jim thought he’d been discreet. But his in-laws had seen. And they brought up his ass scratching whenever they looked at the wedding photos.

He was feeling down and he said to his wife, We’re just ants when you think about it, and his kid had heard him and he said, Dad then don’t.

He lay in bed surrounded by his grown children. They were bickering already. I never had sex with your mother, he said. He would die happy.