He wants to hold the newborn but he’s nervous. My hands are too big, he says. If I hadn’t just given birth I’d find that sexy, the mom says.
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Twister 244
The sun set faster than usual. He checked his watch. I’m having a vicious mood swing, he told his invalid father. And it doesn’t taste good.
Twister 324
He stumbles out of bed and limps to the fridge. He drinks milk from the carton and burps loudly. He’s married now. So he reaches for a glass
Twister 422
I don’t want to be your father anymore, he says. That’s so mean, the kid says. Yes well who used my toothbrush? he says, wagging his finger.
Twister 491
He walks into his boss’s office and calls him moron. He calls him shithead. And then his wife comes running in. But the boss says, too late.
Twister 575
He says, Frak, I’m, like, out, bitches! His sister says, Why do you talk like that? His mother says, Eat your waffles His father says, Dude.
Twister 642
She served fried chicken and when the son whined, she left. She’s gone for good, the father said. But I have high cholesterol, the son said.
Twister 728
He knew enough about nothing to become a pundit. He became famous telling non-truths. His daughter called him a liar. And he left his family
Twister 792
Despite his deep love for them, he was nothing to his kids until they saw him on TV being led away in handcuffs. Then they thought him great
Twister 902
He looked like a garden gnome but with long hippy hair. Even his children were afraid of him. Though his looks made him an effective lawyer.
