Twisters

We argued about the difference between a boat and a ship, and whatever we’d seen in the distance disappeared, and we remained unsaved again.

He believed in destiny. He grew up certain of this. But when the woman of his dreams walked by, he was too busy composing the perfect tweet.

Her teeth went in various directions. I knew this because she ate with her mouth open. You’re charming, she gushed. But your avatar, I cried.

He drinks alone at the end of a hotel bar. He orders another drink, and he says, I’m a consultant, and the bartender says, This one’s on me.

They reached the top of the mountain and the fjord lay before them and she took his hand and he said, It looked a lot bigger on the Internet.