Twisters

T 6139

He’s about to bite into his burger. He’s interrupted by a tall blonde. She says, I love your avatar. And he becomes nostalgic. Wistful even.

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T 6138

A men’s store. A smart red jacket. A minor disagreement. Escalation. Degeneration. Entropy. Violence. Blood. Interest. Tickets. Television.

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T 6137

We make love in a rote manner. Hold hands in the strip mall parking lot wearing our scratchy sweaters. And neither of us enjoys necrophilia.

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T 6136

She bites into her peanut butter sandwich. He enters the cafeteria. She is smitten and approaches him. While he goes into anaphylactic shock.

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T 6135

He built up the courage to call finally and he said, Let’s get some corn dogs and go to Space Mountain, and she felt wet in the right place.

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T 6134

I look at my room and think, I want to be a minimalist, and then I open my laptop and there’s more stuff to buy, and my wishes are thwarted.

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T 6133

The little girl walked up to me and held out a pen and paper and I said, I’m not famous, and she said, What are you then? and I didn’t know.

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T 6132

We bought the house. We hated it. We hated everything: from the floorboards to the fugly neighbors. It was the only way we knew to be happy.

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T 6131

She wakes him with a hand heading south and he wakes and moans, and she takes that as yes but he’s badly hungover and he can’t feel a thing.

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T 6130

He orders a beer and says, I wouldn’t know love if it hit me in the face, and then a woman hits him in the face. And he orders another beer.

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