Twisters

T 6238

By Arjun Basu | Published: February 11, 2013

We ate this thing, and she notices my expression, and she says, It was a stew, and I consider this information and say, I don’t feel better.

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T 6237

By Arjun Basu | Published: February 11, 2013

It is the end of a long and miserable day and he orders a pizza and she cuddles next to him, and says, I’m not hungry, and then it is night.

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T 6236

By Arjun Basu | Published: February 11, 2013

You’re like cold water on a warm day, he says, and she touches her hair, and he grins a little, and then the elevator stops. And he gets off.

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T 6235

By Arjun Basu | Published: February 11, 2013

I pick up the book and open it and she sits next to me and she says, I loved that book, and then I put the book down, its work done for now.

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T 6234

By Arjun Basu | Published: February 11, 2013

The boys sat around decrying the state of their manhood. One of them said, I spent over 10 minutes getting dressed. And that produced tears.

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T 6233

By Arjun Basu | Published: February 11, 2013

The guy next to me is a shower not a grower and I say, I loathe you, and I turn and piss on his leg, but he laughs the laughter of victory.

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T 6232

By Arjun Basu | Published: February 11, 2013

She enters the café. She’s looking right at me, but she cannot see me. Not because I’m invisible. But because I look nothing like my avatar.

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T 6231

By Arjun Basu | Published: February 11, 2013

She got up and went to pee and I started clearing the table and I heard her fart and she said, Oops, and then I knew she was in love with me.

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T 6230

By Arjun Basu | Published: February 11, 2013

He calls her in to the office and asks her to sit. Explain your behavior, he says. He picks his nose and listens. Explain it again, he says.

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T 6229

By Arjun Basu | Published: February 11, 2013

They smoked a joint in the backyard and then went to the basement and made love and then she said, I have to go, and he never saw her again.

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