Twisters

T 6338

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

She set out for her jog. I’ll make the frittata! he yelled, just as his friend walked by, and he felt shrinkage, and not for the first time.

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T 6337

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

The dishes fell out of his hands and to the floor and shattered. I don’t suck at everything! he said. She agreed with him. And said nothing.

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T 6336

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

Dawn broke. He opened the door with resignation. He smelled like the end of a marriage. Where were you? she asked. Take a sniff, he replied.

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T 6335

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

We had to give the dog away. We weren’t happy but that cur was evil. My wife said, Screw the bitch. That’s when I said an unfortunate thing.

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T 6334

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

She touched me and I said, I don’t like to be touched. She touched me again and I said, What did I say? She left me alone. I sighed. Loudly.

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T 6333

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

My friend brought over some bourbon. We finished it and I said, We don’t appreciate anything. My friend agreed. And we opened another bottle.

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T 6332

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

She called her ex to check in. Show concern. I’m sitting here eating Greek yogurt, he wailed. She didn’t think he’d fall apart so completely.

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T 6331

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

I fell asleep and awoke to find the room a different color. My wife stood nearby, holding a paintbrush. Yesterday it was a hammer, she said.

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T 6330

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

We wrestled to the ground, grappling for something more than mere need. I’m going to show you what, I said. Too late, she replied, laughing.

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T 6329

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

She curls around him and squeals and says, That was almost religious, and he gets up and lights a smoke and feigns offense and says, Almost?

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