Twisters

T 3843

He never lived down the time he brought steaks to the stake out. When he mused out loud about becoming vegetarian, The Brotherhood imploded.

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T 3842

She was getting dressed and that took some doing. Mind if I smoke? he asked. You can burn the place down, she said, uninterested. So he did

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T 3841

The darkness was a wall that made objects go bump in the night. Because it was so dark. Except for the bats. They have sonar. That’s unfair.

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T 3840

A grand piano slipped out of a moving van and hit a car full of nuns and a newspaper ran a story about “dropping a load” and that went viral.

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T 3839

He ate everything. He ate the stuff he didn’t like and the inedible things and the gloopy objects and when he was done she knew he loved her

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T 3838

It had been a day of overwork and his brain was mushy so when he saw his boss he said, Nice legs, and she dropped him with a roundhouse left

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T 3837

Her hands circled the wine glass and he thought things that made him blush. She saw where he was looking and didn’t think he was man enough.

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T 3836

He says, Let’s take a long vacation. He suggests an itinerary of dreadful places. She wonders about him. She says so. It’s a start, he says.

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T 3835

Another anniversary passed, another thing forgotten. He knew he was sailing through life and the idea made him seasick. And that was stupid.

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T 3834

He wants suave to be a thing again, because he’s sure he’s suave. I’m also gallant, he sighs. Then she kisses him and says, You’re also gay.

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